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      • 2011
        • Issue #1 – February 2011
          • Issue #1, February 2011: Introduction
          • Sledding and Starlings, by Bruce L. Priddy
          • Rickman’s Plasma, by William Meikle
          • The Brown Tower, by John Prescott
          • The Crane Horror, by Bruce Durham
        • Issue #2 – March 2011
          • Issue #2, March 2011: Introduction
          • Some Distant Baying Sound, by W.H. Pugmire
          • A Different Morecambe, by Simon Kurt Unsworth
          • False Light, by Adrian Chamberlin
          • Allure, by Josh Wagner
        • Issue #3 – April 2011
          • Issue #3, April 2011: Introduction
          • Cockroaches, by Amanda Underwood
          • A Meeting on the Trail To Hot Iron, by Joseph S. Pulver
          • Things We Are Not, by Brandon H. Bell
          • Descent Into Shadow and Light, by W.H. Pugmire
          • The Slickens, by Jeremy Russell
        • Issue #4 – May 2011
          • Issue #4 – May 2011: Introduction
          • All The Gold, by Joseph S. Pulver
          • Dreams of Fire and Glass, part 1, by Neal Jansons
          • O, Lad of Memory and Shadow, by W.H. Pugmire
          • Dragon Star Lucky Food, by John Medaille
          • Curse the Child, by David J. West
        • Issue #5 – June 2011
          • Issue #5, June 2011: Introduction
          • The Case of the Galloway Eidolon, by Bruce Durham
          • The Call of the Dance, by William Meikle
          • Unearthly Awakening, by W.H. Pugmire
          • Dreams of Fire and Glass, conclusion, by Neal Jansons
          • Darius Roy’s Manic Grin, by Brian Barnett
        • Issue #6 – September 2011
          • Issue #6, September 2011: Introduction
          • Ushered On the Wind, by Jeffrey J. Taylor & W.H. Pugmire
          • The Wagon’s Trail, by Joseph S. Pulver
          • The Audient Void, by Mark Lowell
          • In Phantom Isolation, by W.H. Pugmire
          • The Weird Studies of Harley Warren, by Berin Kinsman
        • Issue #7 – October 2011
          • Issue #7, October 2011: Introduction
          • Sky Full of Fire, by Corinna Sara Bechko
          • The Lord of Endings, by John R. Fultz
          • Loaners, by Aaron Polson
          • The Prophecy of Zarah, by Jenne Kaivo
          • The Stranger From Out of Town, by John Prescott
        • Issue #8 – November 2011
          • Issue #8, November 2011: Introduction
          • Desert Mystery! Gas & Go!, by Ann K. Schwader
          • The Tunnel Inside the Mountain, by A.J. French
          • #Dreaming, by William Meikle
          • What Dances In Shadow, by Derek Ferreira
          • The Time Eater, by Adam Bolivar
        • Issue #9 – December 2011
          • Issue #9, December 2011: Introduction
          • Elder Instincts, by W.H. Pugmire
          • Among the Dark Places of the Earth, by Julio Toro San Martin
          • At Best an Echo, by Bradley H. Sinor
          • Stone City, Old as Immeasurable Time, by Kelda Crich
          • Just An Accountant, by Henrik Sandbeck Harksen
      • 2012
        • Issue #10 – January 2012
          • Tark Left Santiago, by Joseph S. Pulver, SR
          • The Spaces Between Space, by Brett J. Talley
          • Eliza, by Joshua Reynolds
          • White Noise, by Michael Matheson
          • The Vessels, by Nancy O. Greene
          • Lovecraftian Art – Issue #10 – January 2012
        • Issue #11 – February 2012
          • Marked as Urgent, by A.J. French
          • This Scattered Ash, by W.H. Pugmire and Jacob Henry Orloff
          • I Am the Key, by Mike Davis
          • Inheritance, by Patricia Correll
          • Dark Ambient Metamorphosis, by John Claude Smith
          • The Locked Door, by Brian M. Sammons
          • Lovecraftian Art – Issue #11 – February 2012
        • Issue #12 – March 2012
          • A Catechism for Aspiring Amnesiacs, by Nicole Cushing
          • Available Light, by John Palisano
          • That Old Problem, by T.E. Grau
          • Taking the Cure, by Mark Howard Jones
          • The Fire of Zon Mezzamalech, by Randall D. Larson
        • Issue #13 – April 2012
          • Ecstasy of the Gold, by Stephen Mark Rainey
          • Scale Hall, by Simon Kurt Unsworth
          • The Dog Who Wished He’d Never Heard of Lovecraft, by Anna Tambour
          • The Ouroboros Apocrypha, by Jayaprakash Satyamurthy
          • Over the Hills, by Victor Takac
          • This Inscrutable Light: A Response to Thomas Ligotti’s “The Conspiracy Against the Human Race”, by Brandon H. Bell
          • Lovecraftian Art – Issue #13 – April 2012
        • Issue #14 – May 2012
          • Issue #14 – May 2012 – Introduction, by Silvia Moreno-Garcia
          • A Beer and Tentacles, by Holliann Kim
          • Now She Preys Through Endless Days, by Jenna M. Pitman
          • Fiesta of Our Lady, by Ann K. Schwader
          • God Serum, by Wendy N. Wagner
          • Drive, She Said, by Tracie McBride
          • Art – Issue #14 – May 2012
        • Issue #15 – June 2012
          • Bus Stop, by Jerod Brennen
          • Starry… Yet…, by Joseph S. Pulver, Sr
          • Station Waiting Room, by Simon Kurt Unsworth
          • Pickman’s Marble, by Peter and Mandy Rawlik
          • Invitation, by Siobhan Gallagher
          • In Memoriam: Robert Nelson, by W.H. Pugmire
          • A Stranger at the Door, by Bradly Shelby
        • Issue #16 – July 2012
          • In the Tank, by Scott Nicolay
          • The Thing in the Depths, by Pete Rawlik
          • Fish Eye, by David A. Riley
          • Fade to Black, by Robert Borski
          • The Visitor From Outside, by A.J. French
        • Issue #17 – September 2012
          • A Mote in the Void, by Simon Kewin
          • Miscegenation, by Glynn Barrass
          • Twilight Turns From Amethyst, by Nicola Belte
          • Red Sands, by Douglas Poirier
          • Extraction, by Julio Toro San Martin
        • Issue #18 – October 2012
          • Introduction to Issue #18, by Trent Zelazny
          • A Counting Game, by Derek Ferreira
          • Carnacki: The Parliament of Owls, by William Meikle
          • Twenty to Life in the Lonesome October, by Evan Dicken
          • The Great and Groovy Game, by Joshua Wanisko
          • My Least Immemorial Year, by Zach Shephard
          • The Gotterdammerung Gavotte, by Josh Reynolds
          • Big D, Little D, by Edward Morris
          • The Blackbird Whistling, or Just After, by Orrin Grey
          • Fallen Books and Other Subtle Clues in Zelazny’s “A Night in the Lonesome October”, by Dr. Christopher S. Kovacs
        • Issue #19 – November 2012
          • A Thousand Smokes, by W.H. Pugmire
          • The Strange Case of Crazy Joe Gallo, by Jeffrey Thomas
          • In the House of the Hummingbirds, by Silvia Moreno-Garcia
          • The Treatment Room, by Kevin Crisp
          • Obsidian Capra Aegagrus, by Christopher Slatsky
          • The Dig, by Monica Valentinelli
          • Amtopians, by Logan Davis
        • Issue #20 – December 2012
          • Of Faith and Fallow, by William R.D. Wood
          • The Dead of Winter, by Jay Caselberg
          • Herbert West in Love, by Molly Tanzer
          • Wind Walker, by Neil John Buchanan
          • Yule Log, by Richard Holland
      • 2013
        • Issue #21 – January 2013
          • Beneath the Pier, by Stephen Mark Rainey
          • An Eidolon of Filth, by W.H. Pugmire
          • A (~BIG~) Fishy Menu, by Joseph S. Pulver, Sr.
          • Dom and Gio’s Barber Shop, by Gerry Huntman
          • The Stranger’s Trail, by Tom Lynch
          • Dunwich Redux, by Tim Scott
        • Issue #22 – February 2013
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #1, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • The Dance, by Robin Spriggs
          • Maybe the Stars, by Samantha Henderson
          • The Pyramid Spider, by Simon Kurt Unsworth
          • Powers of Air and Darkness, by Don Webb
          • Verbapeutic, by Joe Nazare
          • The Masked Messenger, by David Conyers & John Goodrich
        • Issue #23 – April 2013
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #2, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • Echoes From Cthulhu’s Crypt #1, by Robert M. Price
          • The Strange Tale of Samuel Winchester, by Andrew Nicolle & Samantha Hendersen
          • Tracking the Black Book, by Douglas Wynne
          • Not With a Bang, But Waves Whispering, by Wendy Wagner
          • A Cold Yellow Moon, by Joe Pulver & Edward Morris
          • The Whisper From the Deep, by Cora Pop
          • Nectar of Strange Lips, by Michael Griffin
        • Issue #24 – May 2013
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #3, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • Echoes From Cthulhu’s Crypt #2, by Robert M. Price
          • Less A Dream Than This We Know, by Christopher M. Cevasco
          • The Horror Under the City, by Kevin Crisp
          • How Rare are Light and Life, by J.T. Glover
          • The Basalt Obelisk, by Michael Wen
          • Evolved, by Kenneth W. Cain
          • Cosmic Terror From Poe to Lovecraft, by Sandro D. Fossemò
        • Issue #25 – July 2013
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #4, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • Echoes From Cthulhu’s Crypt #3, by Robert M. Price
          • And They Did Live by Watchfires, by Evan Dicken
          • In Dark Corners, by Bradley H. Sinor
          • Missing Presumed Wiped, by Derek John
          • The Eye, by Justin Munro
          • A Glimpse of the Future, by Stewart Horn
        • Issue #26 – August 2013
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #5, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • Echoes From Cthulhu’s Crypt #4, by Robert M. Price
          • The Crevasse, by Dale Bailey and Nathan Ballingrud
          • Cement Shoe Cthulhu, by Derek Ferreira
          • Between, by William Meikle
          • The Moon’s Architecture, by Graham Lowther
          • The Arkham Terror, by Pete Rawlik
          • The Pariah, by Bruce Durham
        • Issue #27 – October 2013
          • Introduction to issue 27, by Trent Zelazny
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #6, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • He Knew Not the Month Was October, by Zach Shephard
          • Crash_the_World.exe, by Derek Ferreira
          • A Knight in the Lonesome October, by William Meikle
          • Mother of Monsters, by Josh Wanisko
          • The Bells of Northam, by Joshua Reynolds
          • What You Leave Behind, by Evan Dicken
        • Issue #28 – December 2013
          • Introduction to Issue #28, by S. T. Joshi
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #7, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • Echoes From Cthulhu’s Crypt #5, by Robert M. Price
          • A Massing of the Shades, by Richard Gavin
          • The Storm Horses, by Scott Thomas
          • Vyvyan’s Father, by Jayaprakash Satyamurthy
          • The Winds of Sesqua Valley, by Ann K. Schwader
          • Jar of Mist, by Jeffrey Thomas
          • (he) Dreams of Lovecraftian Horror . . . , by Joseph S. Pulver, Sr.
          • The Deep Black Pit, by Jessica Salmonson
      • 2014
        • Issue #29 – February 2014
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #8, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • Echoes From Cthulhu’s Crypt #6, by Robert M. Price
          • The Mouth of God, by Gary Myers
          • Burning Stars, by K.G. Orphanides
          • The Time Travelers’ Ex-Wife, by Pete & Mandy Rawlik
          • The Chamber, by Jonathan Richardson
          • The Carrion Birds and the Drone, by Harry Baker
          • The Establishment of the Doctors Hamilton, by L.T. Patridge
          • The Groaner in the Glen, by Eric Ian Steele
          • Adrift in Black Seas, by Michael Matheson
          • The Eldritch Force – A Cthulhu Mythos Round Robin
          • Re:Animated, by Kenneth W. Cain
        • Issue #30 – April 2014
          • Introduction to Issue #30, by Joseph S. Pulver, Sr.
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #9, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • The Queen’s Speech, by Ann K. Schwader
          • O Skies Above O Earth Below I Love The Best, by Jayaprakash Sathyamurthy
          • The First Act, by Pete Rawlik
          • The Masks of Hastur, by Rick Lai
          • Stairsie, by Tom Lynch
          • No Mask to Conceal Her Voice, by Michael Griffin
          • The Yellow Sign, by Robert W. Chambers
        • Issue #31 – June 2014
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #10, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • Echoes From Cthulhu’s Crypt #8, by Robert M. Price
          • Stone Cold Fever, by Joseph S. Pulver, Sr.
          • The Shadow Under Scotland, by Cameron Johnston
          • alligators, by Scott Nicolay
          • Pick’s Ghoul, by Ross E. Lockhart
          • Changes, by Lars Kramhøft
          • Pawn to E4, by Jenna E. Pitman
          • War Gods of Men, by David Conyers and David Kernot
          • Spectacles, Tentacles, Wallet, and Watch, by Wayne Helge
          • U.S. of Kaos, by Federico de Luca
        • Issue #32 – August 2014
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #11, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • Echoes From Cthulhu’s Crypt #9, by Robert M. Price
          • Beyond the Wakeful Senses, by W.H. Pugmire
          • The Presence, by William Rasmussen
          • The White Cathedral, by Robert Karol
          • All Within the Tender Bones, by Jason Rolfe
          • Leviathan’s Wake, by Mark Howard Jones
          • The Power of a Name, by David Anthony
          • The Princess and the Bee, by Gregory L. Norris
          • King Kane, by John Howard
        • Issue #33 – December 2014
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #12, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • Echoes From Cthulhu’s Crypt #10, by Robert M. Price
          • Rain Blush, by Neil Murrell
          • Song in the Dark, by Andrew Jack
          • A Sense of Time, by Pete Rawlik
          • That Which Dwells Beneath, by Andrew Nicolle
          • The Pnakotic Puzzle, by Josh Reynolds
          • Books (Misc.), by Steven Prizeman
          • The Story of Herr Hackenschmidt, by Benjamin Welton
          • Monarch of the Mountains, by Matthew Warner
      • 2015
        • Issue #34 – Spring 2015
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #13, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • Echoes From Cthulhu’s Crypt #11, by Robert M. Price
          • To Kiss Your Canvas, by W.H. Pugmire
          • The Sleekit Ones, by Cameron Johnston
          • Hunger Full and Lean, by J.T. Glover
          • What the Storm Brings, by KC Grifant
          • Maps, by Arley Sorg
          • Spiral, by Matthew Lowes
          • Exit Horizon, by Damir Salkovic
          • In the Forest of the Night, by Alter Reiss
          • The Mask and the Mirror, by Ethan Carpenter
          • A Hero’s Welcome, by David Kernot
          • The Unmistakable Shape of Night’s River, by Joseph S. Pulver, Sr.
          • March 2015 Back Cover
        • Issue #35 – Summer 2015
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #14, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • Echoes From Cthulhu’s Crypt #12, by Robert M. Price
          • The Drunks’ Totem, by Simon Kurt Unsworth
          • Seeking Whom He May Devour, by Josh Reynolds
          • Art as a Mirror, by Tracie McBride
          • Gently Down the Stream, by Evan Dicken
          • The Silent Symphony, by Sam Gafford
          • The Changing Things, by Josh Wagner
          • Rowan, by K.G. Orphanides
          • Eden, by Tom Lynch
          • The City of Yellow Lights, by Jason Andrew
          • The Secret of Ventriloquism, by Jon Padgett
        • Issue #36 – Autumn 2015
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #15, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • Better Halves, by KC Grifant
          • The Last Leaves, by Derek Wentz
          • Descent, by Christopher M. Cevasco
          • Restless Nights, by Justin Munro
          • The Thing in the Corner, by David A. Anthony
          • The Pardon of the Fogs, by Cora Pop
          • Mortuus Machanus, by D.B. Poirier
          • Resonance, by Stewart Horn
          • The Voice of Zarnak, by Rick Lai
            • Notes on “The Voice of Zarnak” by Rick Lai
          • White Light Panic, by Phillip J. Johnson
      • 2016
        • Issue #37
          • Introduction, by Aaron J. French
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #16, by Ronnie Tucker and Maxwell Patterson
          • Inundation, by John Langan
          • Just Watch Me Now, by Jodi Renée Lester
          • Tidal River, by Gio Clairval and Chris Kelso
          • An Ocean Between Them, by Erik Johnson
          • Nothing Lies Beyond the Pillars of Hercules, by Darren Speegle
          • Atlantis Rising, by Donald Tyson
          • Cone of Heaven, by Kurt Fawver
          • Deeper Roots, by K.G. Orphanides
          • In the Deeps of Dreams, by Mark Howard Jones
        • Issue #38
          • Cthulhu Does Stuff #17, by Ronnie Tucker & Maxwell Patterson
          • The Spaces Between, by Pete Rawlik
          • The Voyager, by Douglas Wynne
          • Endure Within a Dying Frame, by Michael Griffin
          • Catch Me If You Can, by Marcus Grimm
          • DreamShock, by Benjamin Knox & Toby Bennett
          • The Secret Goatman Spookshow, by Jonathan Raab
          • Winter Things, by Raven Daegmorgan
          • Further, by F. J. Bergmann

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November 5, 2013 Mike Davis

“I Wore the Brassiere of Doom”, by Robert M. Price

September 24, 2013 Mike Davis

BONUS “Cthulhu Does Stuff” comic!

September 11, 2013September 11, 2013 Justin Steele

Dispatches From Arkham: Cthulhaha – Humor and The Mythos

February 13, 2012 Mike Davis

Bart Simpson gets in trouble at school again…

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